A little joke (I hope!!!)

SPECIAL REPORT........

Wal-Mart announced that, on July 1, 2007, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The
world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo
Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in
the $2- $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal- Mart
brand into their shopping carts, but ’there is a market for inexpensive wine,’ said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. She said, ’But the right name is important.’

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart wine bran d. The top surveyed names in order of
popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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